https://ttgg.club/wiki/history/Billy_Goat?feed=atom Billy Goat - Revision history 2026-04-27T20:25:00Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.45.3 https://ttgg.club/index.php?title=Billy_Goat&diff=933&oldid=prev imported>Dark Jco. at 00:00, 3 November 2017 2017-11-03T00:00:04Z <p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Former King of Spring. Billy looks to be in his early 20&#039;s with a boyish vaguely effeminate face and back-length long curly brown hair. His face has goatlike angles to it and a sharp goatee. His fae mien is the classic Satyr, with a pair of spiraling horns atop his head and overly pointed ears and huge black and yellow eyes. His lips are blue-black with a mouth full of oversized pearly white teeth. Billy&#039;s legs are shaggy when his mien is revealed, and he has, in both fae and mortal mein, knees that invert slightly at rest.<br /> <br /> During the war, he lost his one true love [[Clement Bonte]], and one day in court spontaneously declared &quot;this isn&#039;t fun anymore! Whoever sits in this throne next is the new Spring King for a year and a day!&quot;, an offer which [[Matthew Kingman]] took up.<br /> <br /> Facts about Billy:<br /> <br /> * Billy was sent to a &quot;pray the gay away&quot; camp when he was 15 because he was caught making out with another boy. It was there that he was Taken.<br /> * Billy&#039;s Keeper was The Good Shepherd. Billy was a goat. Sheep go to Heaven. Can you guess what happens to goats?<br /> * Billy&#039;s Fetch is studying to be a Baptist minister in Kansas. He still likes getting buggered.<br /> * Billy&#039;s tongue is 7 inches long, making it his shortest appendage.<br /> * Billy exudes pheromones, making mortals who aren&#039;t sexually attracted to him uncomfortably aroused around him, and mortals that are attracted to him aroused with more conventional feelings about the experience.<br /> * Billy has done more drugs than you, regardless of whether you are talking about variety or quantity.<br /> * Billy identifies as male, but apart from his beard is a very convincing crossdresser.<br /> * Billy is pansexual, and will probably have sex with you if you ask nicely. Billy will definitely have sex with you if you ask naughtily.<br /> * Billy once subjected the [[Pumpkin King]] to a kangaroo court, accusing him of numerous crimes against the Freehold. Water under the bridge, I&#039;m sure.</div> imported>Dark Jco.